Famous Opinions on Porn

“I like porn, it is food for the soul.”

~ Manservant Chris

“Well, it certainly isn't going to watch itself!”

~ Oscar Wilde

“Veni, Vidi, Veni Iterum (I cummed, i saw, i cummed again for all you non-popish fools”

~ Julius Caesar

“I'm not allowed to watch pornography. My daddy says I'm not old enough.”

~ George W Bush on Porn

“Wow! Are they conjoined twins?”

~ A four year old

“First Emma Come, Then I Come and Then two asses, they come together..”

~ Luigi on spelling Mississippi

“I'm the best there is. When I wake up in the morning I piss excellence.”

~ Ricky Bobby on waking up after another night with his pornstar-hot wife

“Sex and Socks make the world go round”

~ Phil Osophy

“0/\/\g 73 p00n 335 1337”

~ Halo n00b on 0\/\/nZ3R5

“I love pornography so much that I starred in several porn films... with your mother.”

~ Bill Clinton on viagra

“When you're under 18, it's not called pornography, it's called an education.”

~ User:Bloopy on Pornography

“I am your penis, exercise me daily.”

~ Adolf Hitler on how porn made him a father.

“Your mom watches porn!”

~ User:Mr. Bob on Porn

“Porn makes the world go fapfapfap. Or squelchsquelchsquelch, if you're a chick. ”

~ Anonymous on the merits of pornography.

“FAP FAP FAP FAP SPL00g3.”

~ User:wesdood on cheesecakes

“Ron, I think you and I should watch some porn together.”

~ Harry Potter

“I want you in me.”

~ Snape on Harry Potter

“Reading this gave me a boner.”

~ Darth Vader on This List.

“Once apon a time, there was a gay porn star. Later, he grew up to become president of the u-ni-ted states of America.”

~ Bob Casey on His new book, How to get a young girl and be 'the homosexual omg porn yes porn gimme gimme mmm tasty porn my preciouss... we needz it we must have precious'

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“Pornography is great. I have just started my first season on "When boys are in my bed." It should be released within a few months.”

~ Michael Jackson on Advertising Porn

“When I wake up in the morning, I look at myself in the mirror and say; yeah, I could totally grow up to look like Ron Jeremy.”

~ Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day on himself

“What the fuck happens to my penis when I look at porn? Aomeone tell me right fucking now.”

~ Tom Cruise on his penis and porn

“Without porn around, Judaism would take over, and we all know what that is. I'm back baby!”

~ Adolf Hitler

“93% of porn is comedy”

~ New Scientist

“In Soviet Russia porn masturbates to YOU!!'”

~ Russian Reversal

“Porn is not only stranger than we imagine, it's stranger than we can imagine.”

~ Sir Arthur Eddington on why touching your shlong is funzies

“Why I invented FREE XXX SEX MOVIES VIDEOS ADULT TEEN LESBIAN ORGY CLIT THUMBNAILS TGP XXX SHAVED INTERRACIAL ASIAN GROUP GAY BONDAGE GOLDEN SHOWERS XXX BREASTS BRITNEY SPEARS 100% FREE CREAMPIE EBONY PORNO GRANNY ANIMAL FUCKING SCAT MILF porn. I don't much care for it though...”

~ Arthur C. Clarke on On his most celebrated invention

“It keeps the family together”

~ Morbidly Obese Penguin

“I have never seen any kind of porn.”

~ Nobody

“Porn is good for you.”

~ User: GigaBowser217

“I had a dream! It was wet.”

~ Martin Luhter King Jr. on Porn

“Silly senior, porn is for kids!”

~ Clitz Cereal Mascot Rabbit on 50 year old business man looking at porn

“Turn the other cheek ho'! I'm comin'.”

~ Jesus on Porn

“The internet is for porn.”

~ Mhupets on Internet

“Porn is healthy and nutritious.”

~ User:Darth Retro on Pornography

“It is also part of education.”

~ User:Darth Retro on Pornography (again)