Yes, everyone has a friend who is a Linux Fanboy; he keep saying as a slogans dispenser:
“Linux is good, Linux is stable, Linux is cool”, but there is a dark side…
If you will install Linux:
10) You will lose all your athletic abilities
09) You new God will be Linus Torvalds and He request to burn [in flames] a copy of Windows every first Monday of April at Midnight
08) You will sell your High-End, Uber-Powered PC to buy an 8088 machine because “Linux don’t need a fast computer!”
07) You will stay 10 hours a day on the web writing phrases like: “Microsoft is the Devil”, “Linux is free as in beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer”
06) You will be fired because OpenOffice will not open your Boss’s presentation during an Intergalactic meeting
05) You will lose 10 days of your life to configure Wine just to play a game which under Windows requested 2 clicks and yes, it will lose frames.
04) You will try 10^10 Linux distributions and in the meantime you will use Windows to have some work done
03) You will buy again your High-End PC spending 10 times more because you have installed Gentoo and you need to recompile all-the-sources-in-the-universe
02) Your electricity bill will jump to new highs because you can’t be owned by that guy on irc on uptime!
01) After 5 years without a real-life you will understand that BSDs are better!
Just kidding… or not?
D'après ce blog http://www.mv-v.com/blog/2007/05/11/old-mv-vcom/linux/ten-things-a-linux-fanboy-will-not-tell-you/