samedi, janvier 05, 2008

Geek Gift


d abord un scoop ! :) c bientot l anniv de compilator je crois avoir trouve un bon cadeau d anniv, bon c du dos....
si tu aimes l idee je chercherais du bash ou du cschell

mardi, janvier 01, 2008

Famous Opinions on Porn

“I like porn, it is food for the soul.”

~ Manservant Chris

“Well, it certainly isn't going to watch itself!”

~ Oscar Wilde

“Veni, Vidi, Veni Iterum (I cummed, i saw, i cummed again for all you non-popish fools”

~ Julius Caesar

“I'm not allowed to watch pornography. My daddy says I'm not old enough.”

~ George W Bush on Porn

“Wow! Are they conjoined twins?”

~ A four year old

“First Emma Come, Then I Come and Then two asses, they come together..”

~ Luigi on spelling Mississippi

“I'm the best there is. When I wake up in the morning I piss excellence.”

~ Ricky Bobby on waking up after another night with his pornstar-hot wife

“Sex and Socks make the world go round”

~ Phil Osophy

“0/\/\g 73 p00n 335 1337”

~ Halo n00b on 0\/\/nZ3R5

“I love pornography so much that I starred in several porn films... with your mother.”

~ Bill Clinton on viagra

“When you're under 18, it's not called pornography, it's called an education.”

~ User:Bloopy on Pornography

“I am your penis, exercise me daily.”

~ Adolf Hitler on how porn made him a father.

“Your mom watches porn!”

~ User:Mr. Bob on Porn

“Porn makes the world go fapfapfap. Or squelchsquelchsquelch, if you're a chick. ”

~ Anonymous on the merits of pornography.

“FAP FAP FAP FAP SPL00g3.”

~ User:wesdood on cheesecakes

“Ron, I think you and I should watch some porn together.”

~ Harry Potter

“I want you in me.”

~ Snape on Harry Potter

“Reading this gave me a boner.”

~ Darth Vader on This List.

“Once apon a time, there was a gay porn star. Later, he grew up to become president of the u-ni-ted states of America.”

~ Bob Casey on His new book, How to get a young girl and be 'the homosexual omg porn yes porn gimme gimme mmm tasty porn my preciouss... we needz it we must have precious'

Breakfast of champions... do you think that's milk in it?
Breakfast of champions... do you think that's milk in it?

“Pornography is great. I have just started my first season on "When boys are in my bed." It should be released within a few months.”

~ Michael Jackson on Advertising Porn

“When I wake up in the morning, I look at myself in the mirror and say; yeah, I could totally grow up to look like Ron Jeremy.”

~ Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day on himself

“What the fuck happens to my penis when I look at porn? Aomeone tell me right fucking now.”

~ Tom Cruise on his penis and porn

“Without porn around, Judaism would take over, and we all know what that is. I'm back baby!”

~ Adolf Hitler

“93% of porn is comedy”

~ New Scientist

“In Soviet Russia porn masturbates to YOU!!'”

~ Russian Reversal

“Porn is not only stranger than we imagine, it's stranger than we can imagine.”

~ Sir Arthur Eddington on why touching your shlong is funzies

“Why I invented FREE XXX SEX MOVIES VIDEOS ADULT TEEN LESBIAN ORGY CLIT THUMBNAILS TGP XXX SHAVED INTERRACIAL ASIAN GROUP GAY BONDAGE GOLDEN SHOWERS XXX BREASTS BRITNEY SPEARS 100% FREE CREAMPIE EBONY PORNO GRANNY ANIMAL FUCKING SCAT MILF porn. I don't much care for it though...”

~ Arthur C. Clarke on On his most celebrated invention

“It keeps the family together”

~ Morbidly Obese Penguin

“I have never seen any kind of porn.”

~ Nobody

“Porn is good for you.”

~ User: GigaBowser217

“I had a dream! It was wet.”

~ Martin Luhter King Jr. on Porn

“Silly senior, porn is for kids!”

~ Clitz Cereal Mascot Rabbit on 50 year old business man looking at porn

“Turn the other cheek ho'! I'm comin'.”

~ Jesus on Porn

“The internet is for porn.”

~ Mhupets on Internet

“Porn is healthy and nutritious.”

~ User:Darth Retro on Pornography

“It is also part of education.”

~ User:Darth Retro on Pornography (again)

lundi, décembre 31, 2007

Happy New Year 2008

Ben après une année dificile 2007, j'éspère que 2008 sera mieux.
C'est ce que je peux dire.
Surtout la perte d'un être cher que je ressens jour après jour
Bonne année à tous

Gtalk + Wikipedia

Un service existe sur MSN qui permet de répondre à vos question à partir de encarta.
Depuis hier, je me suis lancé le défit de refaire le même service avec cette fois gtalk et comme base de donnée d'information wikipedia.
Et ça marche, bon j'utilse ma connexion de 256ko pour l'application serveurs n'attendez pas à voir de la vitesse. Sinon pour les curieux, l'adresse est mnihed@gmail.com

dimanche, décembre 30, 2007

HAPPY ENGINEERS DAY.....

World without Engineers:

Aeronautical Engineers


Electronics Engineers


Mechanical Engineers
Civil Engineers
Communication Engineers
Please Forward it to all of ur Engineers Friends..

Jouayd après une dose de vodka :)

La phase de proposition des blogs durera 10 jours, et s’achèvera ainsi le 06/01/2007


Je voudrais remercier les membres du jury pour la phase de proposition des blogs que j'ai trouvé sur ce lien
http://tuniblogs.com/awards2007/ et qui dure jusqu'à 6 janvier 2007 donc retour vers le futur 4
Ben pour la première membre du jury, peut être que je fais des fautes de français mais je me trompe rarement dans les dates